How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do bees say in the summer?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do cows make great bakers?