Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What birds make average students?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?