Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call an Irish spider?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?