Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are goats so funny?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why are sandals so indecisive?