Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do you grill cheese?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How does a witch play loud music?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do cats love to work?
How do snowmen get information?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?