How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?