How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
Which elf is the best singer?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?