What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which is the worst season?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do cows say on NYE?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?