What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do ants go to eat?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?