What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why is a computer so smart?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How do automobiles fly?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How do fireflies start a race?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What does a cat go to sleep on?