What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?