Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Tom Holland.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the opposite of irony?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?