What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?