How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's black and white and red all over?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How is cat food sold?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?