How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?