Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?