Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a pig thief?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?