Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?