Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which dog belongs in a band?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a pastor's favorite city?