What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Go deep see fishing.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?