What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why was the math book sad?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which insect makes the best father?