What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?