What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?