What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a henway?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How does the sun listen to music?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?