What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?