What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What does a dog say before eating?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was the math book sad in winter?