Who is friends with everyone at school?
The principal.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's a frog's favorite year?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?