Who is friends with everyone at school?
The principal.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Did you know that felines don't bite?