What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Pigs in a blanket.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How do you arrest a pig?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?