What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do you make a cow float?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is a tree's least favorite month?