Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?