Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?