What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the politest month?