What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Who is God's favorite superhero?