Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How do you make a cow float?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?