Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What makes music in your hair?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?