How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?