How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?