What do ghosts turn on in summer?
The scare-conditioner!
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
I like telling Dad jokes.