What do ghosts turn on in summer?
The scare-conditioner!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How do you make a cow float?