Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
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Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?