What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
Why was the math book sad?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What condiment has wings?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?