What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are books always so angry?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?