What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
You've crossed the fe-line!
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
