What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?