What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How are teens like cats?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What car can't keep a secret?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?