What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
Why do two skunks argue?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do birds threaten one another?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What does a lion call an antelope?