Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Are baby skunks cute?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?