Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?