Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do cows like to dance to?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?