Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
What's the most masculine animal?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the dairy grumpy?