Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's the opposite of irony?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?