What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do cats love to work?