What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
What are you studying in math?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?