What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
We had a lot of chocolate milk.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
