What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?