What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?