Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Beach trees.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which animal will never go bald?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?