Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Beach trees.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What country has the most fish?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.