I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the foal cough?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?