What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Moo-ve over.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the duck cross the road?