What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Moo-ve over.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
When do cows get tired?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?