Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?