Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How do fish watch TV shows?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?