What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What style of music weighs the most?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are fish such good architects?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?