Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?