Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?