What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
How do you get straight A's?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?