What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?