If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do all the planets get along?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the dog overweight?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which is the worst season?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do baseball players always stay cool?