Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
I broke my finger!
Which elf is the best singer?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?