How can you farm during the winter?
Use a snow plow!
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What building always gets stains on it?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which family member has tusks?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?