How can you farm during the winter?
Use a snow plow!
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Can February March?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
