What do painters do when they make a mistake?
They go back to the drawing board.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?