What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are frogs always happy?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call stolen cheese?