What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What fish only swims at night?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What game do mice love to play?
Which celebrity became a great detective?