What do you call it when two male cows argue?
A bull fight.
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?