Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
I used to be addicted to not showering.