Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How did the tree get lost?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What day do hands always go to church?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?