What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the bee sad?
Why are goats so funny?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the echo get detention?