What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do hurricanes see?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?